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electronica :: reviews Hyper :: Wired Thrive Records, March 2004 by Jason Newman |
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| Hatched on a misty mountain hop in 1979, not coincidentally the same year of birth as Slade's "Return to Base," Bette Midler's "Thighs and Whispers," and Art Garfunkel's "Fate for Breakfast," Jason Newman achieved notoriety at an early age as the first person to say "Hello" when answering the phone. From then on, he was destined for great things. They have yet to happen. He currently owes 3 months' back rent on the treehouse he lives in with a person named Raintrout and Billy (aka "Lil' Billy,") the house's owner. Jason's dream is to become a low-level cog in investment banking. With his dream fulfilled in 2000, he can now die in peace. Write him at jasonn@onefortytwo.com |